How Not To Be A Supermodel

It’s the second you’ve all been ready for*: my first ever e book, How Not To Be A Supermodel, is accessible for pre-order! Here!

An precise e book that it is possible for you to to carry in your fingers. Or, for those who want my dulcet tones, hearken to along with your ears. You’ve liked my revealing life updates, over time, and also you’ve diligently learn by my farcical tales of woe (keep in mind after I nearly by chance penetrated myself with a shower faucet?): now it’s time to let me take you all the way in which again to 2001, after I was a mere slip of a factor, leaving my regulation diploma to grow to be an immediately wealthy and well-known supermodel.

You could possibly name How Not To Be A Supermodel a memoir, as a result of I wrote it about myself and my recollections and the experiences I had as a trend mannequin within the noughties, however my God that makes it sound very critical. “Memoir” makes it sound as if I wrote my e book within the 1800s. Within the drawing room, while mom did her needlepoint and Eliza practised on the pianoforte.

And let me ask you this: would a memoir, to your thoughts, embody a narrative about by chance happening a luxurious five-day vacation with a person you didn’t know? Would a memoir usually have a chapter referred to as Physique Like a Turgid Penis? Or – maintain on a second whereas I rustle by my notes – I’m Drunk and I’m Not Sporting Knickers? No it will not.

So sure, I wrote it about me and sure, it’s set previously, however don’t make the error of pondering that any painful soul-searching went into this e book. Let’s not get the unsuitable finish of the stick, right here. I didn’t write it while sobbing periodically right into a starched linen kerchief, dabbing my eyes when it received to the insufferable bits: it is a rip-roaring riot of a experience by a decade of the unbelievable eventualities and stunning occasions that life as a non-supermodel threw up, and it’s chaotic and blundering and humorous and steadily ridiculous.

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OK, there are poignant moments. After all there are. In reality I used to be particularly instructed, after I received the e book deal, that I needed to embody the bits that might create one thing of a speaking level. (As if me inadvertently changing into concerned in an impromptu intercourse present or nearly falling into shark-infested waters wasn’t sufficient of a speaking level.) And so sure, I’ve put within the tough bits in addition to all the components that may probably have you ever spitting out your espresso and embarrassing your self on public transport.

However largely it is a snort-inducing, extremely correct** account of all of the methods during which I didn’t grow to be a supermodel. My obvious bodily shortcomings, my character defects and my spectacular capability to draw chaos and catastrophe in nearly any scenario.

You’ll be able to pre-order How Not To Be A Supermodel now – the discharge date is twenty ninth August. It has already been heralded as THE ONLY BOOK YOU NEED TO READ THIS YEAR!*** and so I feel it’s a fairly protected guess that you just’ll adore it. Pre-orders actually matter, apparently, and so for those who solely ever click on on one hyperlink I put up then please make it this one. I’ll be ceaselessly in your debt.

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I’ll be again with extra posts in regards to the e book and in regards to the means of writing it as a result of it has actually been one of the best, most satisfying factor I’ve ever executed in my grownup life. If you happen to’ve adopted me for some time you then’ll know that writing was what I had began to do on the finish of my modelling profession; running a blog was a really joyful accident that took off into one thing nice and I’ve an excellent and rewarding profession in social media due to it, however I’ve been hounding a e book deal for a really very long time****. It’s a correct “full circle” second for me.